It's Episode 13, and we have a lot to talk about including.... -Chris Blondeallover's pornography! -Twinkleboi and Leo, also known as fat and fatter! -Gwyneth Paltrow, and Angelina Jolie are INSANE! -Timothy and Simon's gaydar profiles! -The DaVinci Code! -Nazis! -Destroying Anti-Semetism! -The wonderful world of prolapsing!

Simon is off this week to see Depeche Mode so sitting in the camp boy chair is Chris Blondeallover! As this podcast becomes more and more successful we have people snapping at our heels. One of these losers is called Twinkleboi who refers to himself as the "only gay voice in the UK worth listening to"! This little fat queen has no idea who he's messed with...get set to hear the Wrath of Timothy Lock's G-Spot! You picked a fight with the wrong guy Twinkleboi!!!

- Liz is away on a film shoot, and is replaced by two horny girls from St Lucia! - We find the secret of big Caribbean boobies! - Cyndie tells us all about getting it in the back door! - Timothy heads to the streets of London to get people's opinions on those disgusting creatures more commonly known as fat people! - Trying to arrange a conjugal visit!

-Liz is a film star! -Timothy plus alcohol equals LOUD! -Simon, AIDS, and charity! -Liz is feeling the urges! -What's in Timothy's intestinal tract? -What is a mastoosh??? -We find out why Timothy hates Chris Moyles! -Dobie gives us a call and has a wash! -An educational seminar on felching!