Some of the best bits from our weekly Internet Talk Show heard every Tuesday from 9 pm to midnight GMT on www.net-talk-uk.com! -Timothy curls one out in a very unusual place! -Discussing the tards who work at supermarkets! -A hilarious 60 second summary of King Kong by Simon! -Simon goes to New York, takes sleeping tablets, and meets a dead tranny! -Dan finds his stolen scarf, and confesses to filming himself doing some self stimulation! -Auntie Penpen dishes out advice to Ben in a bind! -Professor Steven Hawking goes for the laughs!

The cast of The G-Spot! takes on Charles Dickens 'A Christmas Carol'! This story has become a yuletide institution, and now is re-written and performed by people who should be in an institution! Your favourite characters have transformed into Dirty Geezer Spooge, Bob Crotchrot, the Ghost of Bob Marley, and many more to tasteless to mention! This is one to give the adults a lot of laughs, but definitely not one for the kiddies! A Twisted Christmas Carol gives the holiday season a hilarious, camp, and downright disgusting makeover!