Have You Met Miss Jonz?

-Return to Mayberry: with Sheriff Andy, Barney, Opie, Aunt Bea, Floyd   the Barber, and the newest resident of the town...Michael Jackson!
-Timothy goes to popstarz and follows through in a very nasty way!
-New website www.extremelygaydar.com!
-Featured guest Laquisha Jonz takes us inside her Ghetto Fabulous world!
-Dominos Pizza's new delivery guarantee!
-Kermit and Big Bird get stoned on Sesamea Street!