One of the nine new songs that will be in the G-Spot Musical!  The all singing, all dancing extravaganza that's coming for Christmas!

-George Bush and Gordon Brown agree on one thing!
-Indiana Jones 4
-Harry Potter
-Transgenders
-Lots of iPhone stuff
-Real Embarassing Heroes
-Lipstick Lesbian Barbie
-What if they were really gay?
-Frank Sinatra is back from the grave
-The most offensive musical ever!
-Dirty Elvis

-The history of The "F" Word!
-Jingle Farts!
-The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle "It's A Wonderful Moose!"
-Barry White gives a commercial a go!
-The Brady Bunch vs Jesus H Christ!
-The G-Spot Nativity!
-What Does Christmas Mean to Dan the Dyke!

-Leigh Francis from “Bo-Selectaâ€? was scheduled to be our guest this week, but cancelled at the last minute!  We declare war against this ginger twat!
-Borat goes to Mayberry!
-Ghandi Pants Adult Diapers!
-OJ Simpson does it His Way!
-We welcome our special guest, the ultimate gay icon...Madonna!
-Mike Tyson releases his new product!

-Return to Mayberry: with Sheriff Andy, Barney, Opie, Aunt Bea, Floyd   the Barber, and the newest resident of the town...Michael Jackson!
-Timothy goes to popstarz and follows through in a very nasty way!
-New website www.extremelygaydar.com!
-Featured guest Laquisha Jonz takes us inside her Ghetto Fabulous world!
-Dominos Pizza's new delivery guarantee!
-Kermit and Big Bird get stoned on Sesamea Street!

-Tampon Teabags!
-Simon Farts!
-Alvin and the Chipmunks and other TV Shows we miss!
-Pope �Dice� Benedict!
-We hear about Liz�s New Fella!
-Poo in the Club!
-Timothy�s Last Will and Testament!
-Beyonce�s Bidet!
-Masturbation Confessions!
-Kylie�s Back!
-Annabelle Chong and her Geena Flaps!

-This week we pay tribute in our own unique way to Steve Irwin!
-It�s Timothy�s Birthday, and he gets a call from his favourite man with a pussy....the one and only, Buck Angel!
-Simon, Sharron, and Louis get more than they expected in the latest edition of X-Men Factor!
-Our special guest this week is cock proud gay rapper, QBoy!
-Online communities show their true colours with LieSpace.com!

This week is Episode 26, so we've decided to look back on the first 25 Episodes to bring you....

The Best Of Timothy Lock's G-Spot!

INTRO-HOWARD STERN-POO IN A CAN-MAYOR KEN LIVINGSTONE-EXTREMELYGAYDAR.COM-PAM ANN-PRINCE IN A SHOE-ANNE ROBINSON-STEVEN HAWKING-ANGIE BOWIE-SUPERMAN RETURNS�SOME REALLY GAY MOVIES-SHOREDITCH SAUNA HORROR-FOLD UP FAG-O-MATIC-LIZ�S PUSSY-ARE YOU A SINNER OR A WINNER?-DELTA AFRICAN AIRLINES-DAME IAN MCKELLEN-CARDINAL CORMAC MURPHY O�CONNOR GOES TO BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN-GINGER SEX-BUCK ANGEL-BAGINA-H.I.V LATE-BRING IT ON MISS ROSS

This week we have a very special caller to the show who we thought would never appear....Twinkleboi!  Also this week...

-Samuel L Jackson runs into some trouble on a plane
-Simon and Liz did not think Superman Returns was super
-We play our original call to twinkleboi from April
-Twinkleboi has some tough talk about us on his own podcast
-Timothy gets Twinkleboi on the phone and we see who�s got the tough    
  talk
-The Rolling Stones start a new business venture

This week we take the show on the road and meet our Special Guest in the posh surroundings of the library at Soho House!  This week's episode features....

-Terrorist Tupperware
-Timothy's bowel movements
-Dan masturbates in his work showers
-Simon and Liz talk about sex on desks
-Special Guest Jodie Harsh
-The New Snack Food from Big Brother'sPete

This week we start with a discussion about AIDS ridden puppets in South Africa, before moving onto Timothy's drunken interview with Big Brother evictee Grace.  Then it's onto the conclusion of our interview with the fabulously whacky Angie Bowie.  She doesn't talk about David, but gives her opinions on...
-Linda McCartney
-Bianca Jagger
-Yoko Ono
-Victoria Beckham
-Bisexuality
-London in the 60s
-Religion
-What she'd like written in her eulogy
To close the episode we take a trip "Inside The Racist Actor's Studio" where James Lipton welcomes...Mel Gibson!

This week's episode features the fabulous Angie Bowie!  In the first of a two-part interview we find out about Angie herself and her views on her ex-husband, sex, making drugs legal, and much, much more!   Timothy, Simon, and Dan talk about animals.  Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin finds a new type of wildlife on The Hamstead Heath!

This week's episode sees two featured guests!  First up is Actress and Comedienne Caroline Reid, also known as Pam Ann the Trolley Dolley to the Stars!  Caroline talks about Pam's origins, some new characters, and her forthcoming show called "In Bed With Pam Ann and Friends".  Dan doesn't believe that pornstar Buck Angel was born a woman, so we call our favourite FTM transexual pornstar to get the inside scoop on what's between his legs!  Coming up next week...the fabulous Angie Bowie the ex-wife of David Bowie!  Timothy Lock's G-Spot!  Be here, you big queers!

This is our 20th episode, and features special guests...

Academy Award Winning Actor: Dame Ian McKellen
London Mayor: Ken Livingstone
Gay Rights Activist: Peter Tatchell
Big Brother Evicted Tranny: Sam

Plus...

-Simon's moustache!
-Gary Glitter's goatee!
-Homosexuals in public toilets, and Oprah Winfrey licking @rseholes!
-Liz has some big plans for her new afro!
-The winners of our toilet photo contest are announced!

-Dan the Dyke returns from Australia, and sees Timothy's weight gain!
-"Ayds" Diet Supplement, a classic commercial from 1982!
-The Coronation Street Crack Horror!
-A Revealing Interview with EuroPride CEO Jason Pollock!
-Chris Moyles' big fat mouth gets him in trouble again!
-Posh and Goldenballs drop by!
-Details on how to win dinner in London with Timothy, Simon, and Liz!
-A repeat of a classic fart from Timothy's dirty arse!

This week saw the launch of the official G-Spot website!

www.gspot-podcast.com

Listen to the end of the episode to find out how you can win dinner with Timothy, Simon, and Liz!  This episode is dedicated wholly to our special guest, and favourite pornstar Buck Angel, The Man With A Pussy!

Make sure you visit his website www.buckangel.com

His new video "V for Vagina!" is released this week and available on his website!  Thanks for a great episode Buck!  Woof!

-Twinkleboi writes to Auntie Penpen looking for advice and forgiveness! -Timothy hated the press screening of "Poseidon", but loved the trailer for "Superman Returns"! -Hollywood Superstar, Kevin Spacey drops by for a chat! -The leader of the Catholic Church in England and Wales sacks his press officer for being gay! But, Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor has a bigger secret that he's trying to hide! -Bears eating monkeys, alligators eating people, the end of the world is here! -We give our favourite pornstar Buck Angel a call. Visit his/her/it's website at http://www.buckangel.com ! -Ian McKellan cruises the toilets of the Eurostar! -The name says it all...Clitoraid! -Let us know what you think of the show at  the.gspot@mac.com -Visit us on myspace, http://www.myspace.com/thegspotpodcast -THE OFFICIAL G-SPOT WEBSITE www.gspot-podcast.com !

-Some technical problems start the show! -We talk to Little Chicken on the phone! -Liz has a date with a guy with unique feet! -Are you a sinner or a winner? -We read from the Da Vinci Code! -Does Prince work in a corner shop?

-No Barbie at the Movies! -Helena Bonham Carter, and Timothy...the Real Corpse Bride! -The Shoreditch Sauna Horror! -Gary Glitter's Interview from a Vietnam Prison (the real thing, and not a goof!) -We learn about Little Chicken, a tragedy waiting to happen (foreshadowing!) -James gets set to rob Posh and Becks! -We learn how to do a Double Decker! -Will Young, Gareth Gates, and Jordan's Blind Baby! -Someone had a pee all over their mother...the dirty fecker!!!

-We find out why black people's palms of their hands, and soles of their feet are white! -A summary of Mr Gay UK London heat, with contestant Col in the studio! -Timothy gets progressively drunk throughout the show! -Tom Cruise, Sean Connery, David and Victoria, and more silly voices! -Liz meets the boogie-man in the flesh! -A cure for Epilepsy? -Timothy wants a college intern for the show! -Simon and Timothy argue about identical twin gay boys!

It's Episode 13, and we have a lot to talk about including.... -Chris Blondeallover's pornography! -Twinkleboi and Leo, also known as fat and fatter! -Gwyneth Paltrow, and Angelina Jolie are INSANE! -Timothy and Simon's gaydar profiles! -The DaVinci Code! -Nazis! -Destroying Anti-Semetism! -The wonderful world of prolapsing!

Simon is off this week to see Depeche Mode so sitting in the camp boy chair is Chris Blondeallover! As this podcast becomes more and more successful we have people snapping at our heels. One of these losers is called Twinkleboi who refers to himself as the "only gay voice in the UK worth listening to"! This little fat queen has no idea who he's messed with...get set to hear the Wrath of Timothy Lock's G-Spot! You picked a fight with the wrong guy Twinkleboi!!!

- Liz is away on a film shoot, and is replaced by two horny girls from St Lucia! - We find the secret of big Caribbean boobies! - Cyndie tells us all about getting it in the back door! - Timothy heads to the streets of London to get people's opinions on those disgusting creatures more commonly known as fat people! - Trying to arrange a conjugal visit!

-Liz is a film star! -Timothy plus alcohol equals LOUD! -Simon, AIDS, and charity! -Liz is feeling the urges! -What's in Timothy's intestinal tract? -What is a mastoosh??? -We find out why Timothy hates Chris Moyles! -Dobie gives us a call and has a wash! -An educational seminar on felching!

-Timothy gets kung-fu beaten to a pulp! -We love www.laykeanderson.com! -Colin Farrell's breakfast, lunch, and dinner; an ATM education; remembering Eka! -Our favourite nightclub "Rebel Rebel"! -Gingers, concentration camps, and the good people of London! -More Simon P movie reviews! -Blacker than black, weaves, and Beyonce!

-The Village People are gay!!! Michael Jackson is a mess!!! -Simon P is the queen of homophobic Bingo! -My precious ring! -Diana Ross flexes her vocals! -Timothy meets ginger, and we're not talking Spice or the movie star from Gilligan's Island! -Auntie Penpen gives some Wham advice!

-Sharon Stone gets her bagina in shape for Basic Instinct 2! -Simon gets a mani and a pedi in Milano! -Who's got jiggy with a deformed Leprechaun? -KFC, quiffs, and Simon's feet! -Boy George is a big fat sh*t! -Mayor Ken gets a lesson in tolerance from Auntie Penpen!

-We welcome Gary the Jew, and Liz gets some good advice from Auntie Penpen! -What's up with the angry Muslims? -Who farted? I smelled it? -Valentine's Day is the absolute worst! -Dick Cheney and Hitler! -What's under Simon's hat? -Let's meet the Negroids!

-Queer FM in Australia wants to carry the show, so Timothy called Rusty the 17 year old who runs the station to get the details! Rusty proves to be one horny kid! -Simon gets a very impressive present through the post! -Liz confesses what she puts in her dreadlocks! -Auntie Penpen gives Pete Burns advice! -Timothy calls a mobile phone that was hidden in the Celebrity Big Brother garden to see what D-Lister would answer!

-Simon gets some hot monkey love! -It's Dan's final show, and his wife calls in! -Dan's Mum gives the boyz a call! -Auntie Penpen gives Dan advice on his move to Australia! -Steven Hawking talks about his intimate relationship with Dan! -Timothy and Simon call one of Dan's ex-boyfriends and try to get him in bed! -We get to hear about the real Dan from his boyfriend Anton!

Timothy, Simon, and Dan are back for more naughty talk! This time they are joined by the new G-Spot member, Eka! The fabulous, black, lesbian! Also this week... -Timothy wakes up to the Nighmare After Christmas sleeping beside him! -Simon and Timothy give their furry cup confessions! -Auntie Penpen gives 12 step advice to alcoholic Maria! -Eka learns the difference between 'bareback' and 'brokeback'!

Some of the best bits from our weekly Internet Talk Show heard every Tuesday from 9 pm to midnight GMT on www.net-talk-uk.com! -Timothy curls one out in a very unusual place! -Discussing the tards who work at supermarkets! -A hilarious 60 second summary of King Kong by Simon! -Simon goes to New York, takes sleeping tablets, and meets a dead tranny! -Dan finds his stolen scarf, and confesses to filming himself doing some self stimulation! -Auntie Penpen dishes out advice to Ben in a bind! -Professor Steven Hawking goes for the laughs!

The cast of The G-Spot! takes on Charles Dickens 'A Christmas Carol'! This story has become a yuletide institution, and now is re-written and performed by people who should be in an institution! Your favourite characters have transformed into Dirty Geezer Spooge, Bob Crotchrot, the Ghost of Bob Marley, and many more to tasteless to mention! This is one to give the adults a lot of laughs, but definitely not one for the kiddies! A Twisted Christmas Carol gives the holiday season a hilarious, camp, and downright disgusting makeover!